Etiquette Checker Tells You if You’re a Drunk or Just Have Halitosis - Technabob

Only the Japanese could have thought this up. It's a breathalyser that also tells you when you have bad breath. As I always take the view that halitosis is in effect a 'face fart' and that we all really ought to be at least a little concerned about this, I think it's actually a brilliant idea. Pity all the text is in Japanese, or I would be arguing with Julia about yet another "random internet purchase"...